Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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