New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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