i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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