if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Randomize
