hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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