i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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