How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
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my being single is dangerous.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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