even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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