My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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