I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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