We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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