I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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