windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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