ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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