I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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