i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I think I am morally bankrupt
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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