Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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