they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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