I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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