hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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