HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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