i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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