not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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