i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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