It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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