Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Randomize
