i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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