i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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