Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
