awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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