Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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