My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
