Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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