I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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