I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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