Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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