Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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