do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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