Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
