scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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