i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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