Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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