well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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