Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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