just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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