I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.