don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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