Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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