I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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