I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
My dick has a subreddit
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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