That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
