at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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