That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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