i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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