But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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