I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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