Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I AM VODKA MAN
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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