don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
